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So I’m just diddly-dicking around the library as usual, perusing the DVD section for my nightly film indulgence, right? I’m scanning the documentaries section and naturally the word LYNCH sticks out to me like a big red baboon ass, meaning not that it sends me into a compulsory fit of giggles, just that I pounce on anything Lynchian because everything involving the man is like candy to me. (An exception being Crazy Clown Time — oh god what the fuck is that shit, Lynchbro) So I bring it home and watch it. AND I IMMEDIATELY HATED IT. This is the worst documentary I’ve ever seen, and that’s really saying something because I watch a lot of terrible documentaries about the food industry. Everything from the bad cinematography to the affected imagery of a girl in white trying to be creepy, and worst of all the lack of much interesting information presented in an engaging way, made this hard to sit through. It was cool to have a bit of an inside look at the production of Inland Empire, and Lynch of course always entertains just by saying things. But as a whole, this was a work of wank. Would not watch again.