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Does anyone else just not give a fuck about similar interests when it comes to dating? Me liking some of the same music you do isn’t reason enough to worship me, twerp.

YOU LIKE WHAT I LIKE! YOU MUST BE LIKE ME! AND I LOVE ME!!!

The best way to handle news of your daughter having sex is to tell her you want to kill her. Props to my parents once again. Outstanding job guys

If my life were a movie this would be the cover.

If my life were a movie this would be the cover.

everyonelovesrobots:

cyrilelijah:

please watch this ad for a squirting dildo called Buster McNut

what the everloving fuck

Nice

magic-spelldust:

Scent by AnchoAnchi
de-preciated:

Black Swan & kois 黑天鵝 & 錦鯉 (by Melinda ^..^)
Chengdu, Sichuan China 四川 成都熊貓繁育研究基地 (SOOC)

de-preciated:

Black Swan & kois 黑天鵝 & 錦鯉 (by Melinda ^..^)
Chengdu, Sichuan China 四川 成都熊貓繁育研究基地 (SOOC)

I really dug this Lady Gaga song so I bought her whole album. And I’m really enjoying it. Oh my god.

I found out that Infected Mushroom was involved in the production of the song in question, so that explains things a bit. But that doesn’t explain why I’m enjoying the one with R. Kelly. Should I see a doctor?

Hmm, let’s try something new with the eyeliner today!

*winged cat eyes appear again*

Well, I did all I could.

geeradicalway:

imagine warped tour except in winter and instead of stages they do bonfires and all the bands do acoustic campfire renditions of their songs and everybody crowds around to get warm and all the merch is like sweaters and ski hats and there’s hot chocolate and snow and stuff

And instead of shitty bands there are good ones

creepypasta time

jobhaver:

the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide

burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

So why doesn’t Lady Gaga try as hard to make her lyrics artsy like she makes her videos?

I ordered Burn After Reading, a badass black comedy by the Coen brothers, featuring John Malkovich swearing a lot and a mechanical dildo chair, and instead they send me this piece of shit

I ordered Burn After Reading, a badass black comedy by the Coen brothers, featuring John Malkovich swearing a lot and a mechanical dildo chair, and instead they send me this piece of shit

Hate this job hate this job

Okay, time to clock in